Dealfind just offered me a "Colon Hydrotherapy Session" for 51% off.
"Many common ailments, some of which we don’t even view as symptomatic of anything, such as muscle pains, stress or fatigue, can be attributed to digestive problems in the colon which leave food build-ups hardened and impossible to evacuate. As time goes on, toxins are progressively disseminated in our systems. Cramps, constipation, migraines, back pain and many more afflictions can result from this effect.
Hydrotherapy is a gentle homeopathic remedy that can solve all of these problems and more, in one rapid session. The colon is rinsed out with water, which eliminates any noxious residue and allows your system to function properly once more. Improved health, mood, energy and an overall better life await you following this treatment, so book your session today. You’ll be performing feats of aerial finesse in no time."
What in the world does my colon have to do with 'feats of aerial finesse?'
If I really need my colon cleansed, I'm not going to do it because somebody gave me a coupon. It's like saying, "Oh look! Medical procedures are on sale today! Anybody need an operation?"
Maybe I'm just squeamish.
2 comments:
I offered to buy Darcy one as a "hey it's been 3 years since you were diagnosed with colon cancer" gift. He declined.
Dana
I think prunes might do the same thing.
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