I Hate

Tax time
Icy sidewalks
Visa bills
Wind chills

Weak coffee
sweet wine
whiny kids
Dust

Itchy clothes
Barking dogs
Nickelback
Nasty smells

Condescension
Canned peas
Sticky floors
Exhaust

Freezer burn
Soggy fries
Pepperoni
Caraway

Ugly moods
Dirty feet
Hang nails
Static

Paper cuts
Chipped dishes
Cheap bras
Cavities

Chewed pens
Cloudy water
Walmart
Rust

Computer glitches
Noisy doors
Dry meat
Margarine

No-name cereal
Most pop
Warm milk
Pancake mix

Heartburn
Back pain
Smelly books
Cancer

Saggy beds
Pilly sheets
Over-perfume
Aftershave

Smoker's breath
Ashtrays
Drunk drivers
Porn

Cream of Wheat
Sucralose
Hairy backs
Atkins

Soft apples
Bitter walnuts
Stirrup pants
Holey socks

Freezing drizzle
Brown snow
Early mornings
PMS

Armpit stains
Snooty girls
Dried-on crud
Fakers

Greasy hair
Polyester
Cheapskates
Shoulder pads

World hunger
World wars
When children suffer
Taking pills

Laundry mountains
Dry eyes
Skimpy portions
Diet drinks

Dirty dishes
Stomach cramps
Crowded places
Dripping taps

Feeling lonely
Falling arches
Walking slowly
Fast food.